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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. (But I'm brunette so it doesn't really work out)
5/6

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Tried it as I write this, I'm hopeless)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (So it is!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
4/5

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I get it. )
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Sumtiemz. )
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (My hair...twice)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
5/5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (All the time!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (My friend's tell me too)
5/5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Revision for the billions of upcoming exams)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realise it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
5/5

[ ] You have posted spam because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't (stupid stuff!)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (It hurts D
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I have holes in the ceilings and I play dot to dot with them)
4/5

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (It means something???!!!)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I'm a lazy piece of S*** I already have the calculator in my hand from when I started this quiz!)
4/4

32/35

Teehee calculator says......
~ 91%! (Techincally 91.428571)

Oh God, they were right when they said I have to go to a mental institution. (Now I'm on my way to jump out of a moving vehicle so I can tick that box!)